Cream cake

I love this little boho dress, poor sausage was hidden in narnia (back of the wardrobe) all forgotten about. Another sale bargain, this lone ranger was on a rail surrounded by cowboys waiting to be rescued. Its totally sheer so a slip and shorts are a must. Im a bit paranoid and have to wear shorts under all my dresses even the ones that aren't too short. Reason being, last Summer my mother in law was in hospital we went to visit her and long story short. We were in the shop getting treats and as usual I was taking donkeys deciding on what crisps to have, (long story stays long) shall I be calorie conscious and go for the skips or go all the way and get the walkers bad boys my fav!! Anyway there was a hospital security man behind me, I didn't take much notice but then when I turned around he was crouching down. He had his phone between my legs and had taken a picture!!! How fooked up is that!! Well my hubster went mental and started chasing him around the hospital very embarrassing. They investigated the situation he had deleted all the photos but he was suspended. I mean if he done that to me in a crowded shop what would he do to helpless patients what a creep.

Look at my little chip legs they look like little girls legs today. I used to get picked on at school, people would say watch your legs don't snap. I used to wear 2 pairs of tights in winter and slouch socks to make my chips look bigger bless.




Dress-New look
Boots-Asos
Hat-Next
Skull friendship bracelet Links of london
Snake ring-Portobello market
Stone ring-Tibetan stall in Shanghai